I am your enemy!!!

I am your darkest enemy. i hate you with every atom in my body. "Your body?" YES my body! My body that stands 7 feet tall with a sixpack and abs! I am the alpha, and you are the beta, and the beta wolves in a pack licks the alphas butthole! Eat my ass for dinner punk! Or else... i will carve out your inner organs and feast on them while i masturbate to pergnagt dwarf porn!!! And i will put your organs back in and cut you into a dwarf! I will fornicate with your mutilated dwarf body until you call me DADDY!! "DADDY, DADDY!!" "PLEASE STOP FORNICATING WITH MY IMPAIRED CADAVER!" NO, i scream, while i ejaculate on your open brain. DONT EVER UNDERESTIMATE ME! or else...